Tormenting children makes me happy. There’s something wrong with that. Is it a just phase in my life where kids are so annoying that when you see them cry it makes you happy? Don’t twist my words, I’m not talking about child abuse. I’m against children shedding blood, i’m more for children shedding tears. I’m saying when your child is being a little f*cker, is it okay to leave your child at the Gap and pick him up an hour later at the lost and found? Just kidding, guys.